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"Do you want to see my puppies, little girl?" I asked.

"No thanks," she replied. "I've just had lunch."

It's not easy being a paedophile in Korea.

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"Are you from America madam?" "You think I am American just because I am a little overweight?" "No madam, it's because this is Tesco's and we don't sell guns."

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I hate it when you're drying between your arse cheeks with a towel and you get [oops] on it.

It happened to me today. So I put the towel back while my wife wasn't looking. Grabbed another one and took it to the checkout.

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Originally Posted By: Hunter S
We'll start today with the best of sickipedia

......He says at four o clock in the afternoon grin


Pete: Berg, I'm just not cut out to be a good person.
Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkzkmyOln6I
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When a girl I'd been sleeping with told me she was pregnant with my baby she was in tears, thinking I'd want nothing to do with her anymore.

Her face soon turned to smiles though when I promised I would take care of it.

And back to tears again when I got my coat hanger out.


Pete: Berg, I'm just not cut out to be a good person.
Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkzkmyOln6I
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Originally Posted By: Hendominator
When a girl I'd been sleeping with told me she was pregnant with my baby she was in tears, thinking I'd want nothing to do with her anymore.

Her face soon turned to smiles though when I promised I would take care of it.

And back to tears again when I got my coat hanger out.


Haha fuuck thats touchy

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yea just a bit lol


Pete: Berg, I'm just not cut out to be a good person.
Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkzkmyOln6I
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its shiite.


Luis Garcia, He drinks sangria
He came from Barca, to bring us Joy
He's five foot seven, he's football heaven
please don't take my Luis away.

"...AND 32 MILLION POUNDS WORTH OF GOALKEEPER CAN'T DO A THING ABOUT IT"
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That job interview was going so well until I realized I was fukked up on acid in the middle of a cornfield naked and talking to a scarecrow.
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laugh


Luis Garcia, He drinks sangria
He came from Barca, to bring us Joy
He's five foot seven, he's football heaven
please don't take my Luis away.

"...AND 32 MILLION POUNDS WORTH OF GOALKEEPER CAN'T DO A THING ABOUT IT"
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