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Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's) Hunter S #328741 06/05/13 03:20 PM
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Hunter S Under 18 Player Joined: Apr 2013 Posts: 583 Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas	"Do you want to see my puppies, little girl?" I asked. "No thanks," she replied. "I've just had lunch." It's not easy being a paedophile in Korea.

Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's) Hunter S #328742 06/05/13 03:20 PM
Joined: Apr 2013 Posts: 583 Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Hunter S Under 18 Player
Hunter S Under 18 Player Joined: Apr 2013 Posts: 583 Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas	"Are you from America madam?" "You think I am American just because I am a little overweight?" "No madam, it's because this is Tesco's and we don't sell guns."

Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's) Hunter S #328743 06/05/13 03:21 PM
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Hunter S Under 18 Player Joined: Apr 2013 Posts: 583 Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas	I hate it when you're drying between your arse cheeks with a towel and you get [oops] on it. It happened to me today. So I put the towel back while my wife wasn't looking. Grabbed another one and took it to the checkout.

Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's) Hunter S #328746 06/05/13 03:26 PM
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Hendominator 1st Team Squad Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 5,185 Irish Free State	Originally Posted By: Hunter S We'll start today with the best of sickipedia ......He says at four o clock in the afternoon Pete: Berg, I'm just not cut out to be a good person. Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkzkmyOln6I

Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's) Hendominator #328747 06/05/13 03:30 PM
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Hendominator 1st Team Squad Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 5,185 Irish Free State	When a girl I'd been sleeping with told me she was pregnant with my baby she was in tears, thinking I'd want nothing to do with her anymore. Her face soon turned to smiles though when I promised I would take care of it. And back to tears again when I got my coat hanger out. Pete: Berg, I'm just not cut out to be a good person. Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkzkmyOln6I

Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's) Hendominator #328753 06/05/13 04:23 PM
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Hunter S Under 18 Player Joined: Apr 2013 Posts: 583 Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas	Originally Posted By: Hendominator When a girl I'd been sleeping with told me she was pregnant with my baby she was in tears, thinking I'd want nothing to do with her anymore. Her face soon turned to smiles though when I promised I would take care of it. And back to tears again when I got my coat hanger out. Haha fuuck thats touchy

Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's) Hunter S #328762 06/05/13 06:45 PM
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Hendominator 1st Team Squad Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 5,185 Irish Free State	yea just a bit lol Pete: Berg, I'm just not cut out to be a good person. Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkzkmyOln6I

Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's) Hendominator #328768 06/05/13 07:30 PM
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Flames 1st Team Regular Joined: Sep 2009 Posts: 15,010 Packing Moreno's Bag	its shiite. Luis Garcia, He drinks sangria He came from Barca, to bring us Joy He's five foot seven, he's football heaven please don't take my Luis away. "...AND 32 MILLION POUNDS WORTH OF GOALKEEPER CAN'T DO A THING ABOUT IT"

Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's) Flames #328770 06/05/13 07:41 PM
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lumba Liverpool Legend Joined: Mar 2009 Posts: 23,084 Destination unknown	That job interview was going so well until I realized I was fukked up on acid in the middle of a cornfield naked and talking to a scarecrow.

Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's) lumba #328771 06/05/13 07:43 PM
Joined: Sep 2009 Posts: 15,010 Packing Moreno's Bag Flames 1st Team Regular
Flames 1st Team Regular Joined: Sep 2009 Posts: 15,010 Packing Moreno's Bag	Luis Garcia, He drinks sangria He came from Barca, to bring us Joy He's five foot seven, he's football heaven please don't take my Luis away. "...AND 32 MILLION POUNDS WORTH OF GOALKEEPER CAN'T DO A THING ABOUT IT"

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