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Hahaha second one is an instant classic

I couldn't believe that ITV broadcasted the sex offenders' register.

Then I realised I was watching the credits for Coronation Street.

You think? Like the first one myself.

I have racist views.

My house overlooks John Terry's home.

Hahahahahahahahaha oh my god this is RIGHT UP MY STREET. Posting this to Facebook lol where the hell you find this? Pure gem haha

What do you call a hot 14 year old chav?


a Milf

Good to see you liked it. I thought it was a pretty good one too. Sikipedias the place to go for this sh!t

http://www.sickipedia.org/

Haha i did, yeah i use sickipedia myself was on it today and didn't see this one, cracking joke ha

We'll start today with the best of sickipedia

I bumped into my ex in town earlier, I said:

"How's your new bloke?"

"He's twice the man you are" she sneered, "what about your new woman?"

I said, "thankfully she's half the woman you are, you fat cuunt."