KopTalk.com Forums The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's)

Every time I look at my wife, the sight of her makes me wish I was 20 years younger.

I hadn't met her then.

I remember at school to prepare me for work in later life, I was sent on work experience at a department store for two weeks.

The Manc lad in our class got a fortnight at home doing fuuck all and watching TV.

For my pals who think they have OCD: I have a drawer that's not quite shut. For my pals with trust issues: I may be lying about that drawer.

Saw #NHS is trending on Twitter and wanted to tweet about it.

But found out there's a 6 hour waiting time.

Gods dont kill people, people with gods kill people.

I'm quite impressed with my wife. She always wants to check if she's turned the oven off.

But only when we're at least 50 miles away from our house.

I've been to quite a few wakes, but I've yet to attend one that actually worked.

Why does my d!ck remember everything?

Because an elephant never forgets!

Hahaha, jesus christ were gonna get this one locked too.

Aww comon that one wasnt that bad. I got a massive knob, deal with it!