A woman, tired of waiting for the right man, decides to one day put an ad in the local paper saying "I am looking for a man who will not hit me, will fulfil me sexually and will not run at the first sign of commitment."
So the woman posts the ad and waits patiently, but two weeks go by and the woman doesn't get one reply. Then one day she hears the doorbell ring and answers it to find a man with no arms and no legs lying at her front door. "What do you want?" Enquires the woman "Im here for the ad" replies the man "you see I have no arms to hit you and no legs to run away at the first sign of commitment." "What about fulfilling me sexually?"asks the woman.
The man just smiles at her and says "How do you think I rang the doorbell?"
