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Never tried the gum, what's it like?


Pete: Berg, I'm just not cut out to be a good person.
Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkzkmyOln6I
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Imo its rotten its like smoking a fag thats bin left in the ash tray for house lol we've all done it.

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True, its tastes terrible though, its always so moist and disgusting. sick

Last edited by Hendominator; 18/04/13 05:41 PM.

Pete: Berg, I'm just not cut out to be a good person.
Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkzkmyOln6I
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Its pathetic , i use it when i have a cold and cannot smoke , its kinda ok in the start , but when you keep chewing that thing , it feels like you are chewing a piece of cotton , something like a cigarette bud.

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Lady : Do you smoke ?

Man : Yes

Lady : How many packs a day ?

Man : 3 packs

Lady : How much per pack

Man : $10.00

Lady : And how long have you been smoking ?

Man : 15 years

Lady : So 1 pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be$10,800 correct ?

Man : Correct

Lady : If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct ?

Man : Correct

Lady : Do you know that if you hadn't smoked, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari ?

Man : Do you smoke ?

Lady : No

Man : Where's your Ferrari then ?

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LOL thats a classic mate

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By the way , do you guys know that they put a picture of John Terry on cigarette packets in India

http://www.indianexpress.com/news/-footb...roversy/895108/

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Over £8 for a pack of cigarettes now. That's motivation enough! I smoke rollies, and really small ones at that. Always said to myself I'd quit before I'm 30...still got a few years left, but would quite like to stop soon. Just routine, only break from work I get is a quick fag break.

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£8 shocked What you smoking..Marlboro?


That job interview was going so well until I realized I was fukked up on acid in the middle of a cornfield naked and talking to a scarecrow.
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Yea try more like 6 quid. That's an interesting question though, what fags do you lads smoke? I'm a Mayfair man myself.


Pete: Berg, I'm just not cut out to be a good person.
Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkzkmyOln6I
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