I read this earlier today and i just wanted you guys to see.
And slaloming, whinnying Liverpool utility substitute Ryan Babel is "ready to perform a U-turn" and go to Birmingham for £9m. "We're actually studying an offer," said his agent, listening to his iPod, going to sleep for a bit, shuffling books about, nipping out for a coffee, periodically sneaking a lingering glance at the gaggle of well-groomed 22-year-old Euro-babe overseas students who somehow live in Mayfair and never seem to do much but gossip and wear very expensive clothes, and occasionally frowning for a minute or two at a piece of paper with "Birmingham: £9m" written on it.
I think it sums him up completely.