Heres mine ,
Hickeroy dickery Dock
Joe coles proved a bit of a .... shock.
Brendan wanders lonely as a cloud as last n ight was a bit of a farce
I think you should pull your finger out of your ..nose
Ah Toothy dear as you propose,
When from my slumber I arose,
I pulled my finger from my nose,
but what a farce!
It's crystal clear that your prose,
is up your arse!