KopTalk.com Forums Football Liverpool FC Forum Michael Owen and Drogba n as free agents

not worthy of a new thread but i'm a basket care who didn't receive enough time on the tit as a baby and desperatley need attention.

I'm trying to write my own jokes so here goes one

'NASA have confirmed past life on Mars -they have found a cat run over at the foot of Mt Sharp'

You could at least have posted it on the Transfer forum...

I think Owen is a realistic possibility under the right deal - if BR fancies it. Drogba, I don't think is realistic, for many reasons.

We did actually sign two people this year.

Japanese International Fook All and German Jack Schit!

Options are zero, I'd take either. Don't care about anything other than them coming in and doing a professional job which is all most players now do anyway.

BR may though be trying to evaluate if he can drop a youngster straight in or within weeks? Wing and a prayer that Suarez stays fit.

I suppose we could always ask Downing to play up front. Send him on a 1 week intense course with Robbie Fowler after he's finished the one on becoming a left back.

I think Gerrard could do it.

I think he's our best option. We have enough central midfielders. If we can use gerrard as a striker, I think we should.

Odds are that one of them can do a serviceable job, if not a world class one. They have to be given a shot. I still think Gerrard is the best bet though, and our best chance of utilizing him without him getting overtired or injured is as a striker. He is the only natural goalscoarer in the side.