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Originally Posted By: deakin
Originally Posted By: Growler
Groin sniffin' dogs. sick

'uk'off Fido. mad


Wash your balls then


OI you numb nuts.
I'll have you know that me tackle gets scrubbed and polished every bass turd day, you cheeky tw@t. mad

Not quite so easy to perform such delicate tasks whhen you go for several gushes during the day in garage bogs however you toad. mad

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Lumba handy hint of the day recommends tea tree oil to make sweaty balls a thing of the past.


That job interview was going so well until I realized I was fukked up on acid in the middle of a cornfield naked and talking to a scarecrow.
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Originally Posted By: lumba
Lumba handy hint of the day recommends tea tree oil to make sweaty balls a thing of the past.


Does it keep dogs away from sniffin' them too by chance? whistle

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On a very serious note, i AM absolutely fckin LIVID!

Some low life TW@T of unbelievable proportions has taken it upon themselves to hammer nails into all four sidewalls of Miss G's...well mine theoretically.... tyres. mad mad mad
All still inflated, but they're all going to have to be replaced at great cost to me, probably £250-350. shocked

We can only think that this has been done in a road ipposite where she works (Chester Zoo)becuase on the late shiftm the car park is full, and we suspect the residents don't like their precious road being left with employees cars parked there all day.
TOUGH SHYTE!

My daughter is helping bring much needed money into the local community, and the thick basstard that did this needs to realise the fact.

If I find out who did it, THEY will get a bloody hammering.

Rung the rozzers for a crime number.
waste of time, but so what.

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Originally Posted By: Growler
On a very serious note, i AM absolutely fckin LIVID!

Some low life TW@T of unbelievable proportions has taken it upon themselves to hammer nails into all four sidewalls of Miss G's...well mine theoretically.... tyres. mad mad mad
All still inflated, but they're all going to have to be replaced at great cost to me, probably £250-350. shocked

We can only think that this has been done in a road ipposite where she works (Chester Zoo)becuase on the late shiftm the car park is full, and we suspect the residents don't like their precious road being left with employees cars parked there all day.
TOUGH SHYTE!

My daughter is helping bring much needed money into the local community, and the thick basstard that did this needs to realise the fact.

If I find out who did it, THEY will get a bloody hammering.

Rung the rozzers for a crime number.
waste of time, but so what.
Thats the trouble nowadays Growls,you catch em bundle em into the back of your van and take them into the middle of nowhere for a good talking too and it ends up with you getting into trouble...justice my arse.


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I'm incadescent with rage over this, I tell you. mad

TOTALLY unneccesary and mindless vandalism that's going to cost me a massive (to me) amount of money that I really cannot afford.

I'd put a hammer through his/her head if I caught them.

Feel free to visit me in Walton if I succeed. mad

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Originally Posted By: Growler
I'm incadescent with rage over this, I tell you. mad

TOTALLY unneccesary and mindless vandalism that's going to cost me a massive (to me) amount of money that I really cannot afford.

I'd put a hammer through his/her head if I caught them.

Feel free to visit me in Walton if I succeed. mad
No prob i will bring u a little pressie. wink


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You know, thinking about this unbeleivable horror show, I'm actually more upset and outraged that I will probably never know what cowardly piece of mealey mouthed verminous sh1t actually did this.
I'd so love to meet the cretinous pond life to find out what sort of slimey bacterium would actually go to the trouble of finding a hammer and nails, and then publicly do the damage they've done.
What's more scary is the fact that my daughter could have been driving home oblivious to what had been done, and suffered a sudden loss of air pressure if one or more of the nails had popped out.
I shudder to think what the outcome could have been.

I REALLY do feel like killing presently.

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Didn't realise she drove it before noticing,very scary.


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Originally Posted By: lumba
Didn't realise she drove it before noticing,very scary.


No. I noticed it immediately I opened the front door this morning. There they were, silver nails glistening in the sunlight! shocked

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