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Liverpool F.C. is hard as hell
United, Tottenham, Arsenal
Watch my lips, and I will spell
'cause they don't just play, but they can rap aswell
Liverpool F.C.
Liverpool F.C.
My idea was to build Liverpool into a bastion of invincibility...
aah...aah...ahh...aah
...had Napoleon had that idea he'd have conquered the bloody world
Walk on... walk on... with hope... in your heart... and you'll ne... ver walk... alone
Alright Aldo
Sound as a pound
I'm cushty la but there's nothing down
The rest of the lads ain't got it sussed
We'll have to learn 'em to talk like us
Well I'm rapping now, I'm rapping for fun
I'm your goalie, the number one
You can take the mick, don't call me a clown
Any more lip and you're going down
Alright Ace, we're great me and you
But the other lads don't talk like we do
No they don't talk like we do, do they do la
We'll have to learn 'em to talk propah
Walk on... walk on... with hope... in your heart... and you'll ne... ver walk... alone
You two scousers are always yapping
I'm gonna show you some serious rapping
I come from Jamaica, my name is John Barn-es
When I do my thing the crowd go bananas
How's he doing the Jamaica rap?
He's from just south of the Watford Gap
He gives us stick about the north/south divide
'cause they got the jobs
Yeah, but we got the side
Well I came to England looking for fame
So come on Kenny man, give us a game
'cause I'm sat on the bench paying my dues with the blues
I'm very big down under, but my wife disagrees
They've won the league, bigger stars than Dallas
They got more silver than Buckingham Palace
No-one knows quite what to expect
When the red machine's in full effect
Well Steve McMahon sure can rap
It's about time he had an England cap
So come on Bobby Robson, he's the man
'cause if anyone can, Macca can
Macca-can... Macca-can... Macca-can... Macca-can...
Liverpool F.C. is hard as hell
My idea was to build Liverpool up and up and up until eventually they would be untouchable. Everybody would have to submit. Give in, give in, give in
We're Ireland lads
Och-ai the noo
And there's four of us
And only two of you
So if you want nai trouble
And you don't want a slap
You'd better teach us the Anfield rap
Don't forget us paddies
And me the Great Dane
And I'm from London mate so watch your game
Well you two scousers, you're always squaking
But we'll just let our feet do the talking
Our lads have come from all over the place
They talk dead funny, but they play dead great
Well now we've gotta learn 'em to talk real cool
The song you've gotta learn if you're Liverpool
Walk on... walk on... with hope... in your heart... and you'll ne... ver walk... alone
You'll never walk alone
Ho-ho my word
That's unbelievable, it really is
I think they should stick to playing football. Terrible
What do you think Kenny?
Oh yeah!
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You had 31 minutes. Was that all you could produce in that time?  
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Have you heard of our tiki-taka?
Our passing game of renown,
We pass it right, we pass it left,
And we pass it up and down.
Oh tiki-taka, tiki-taka, tiki-takatoo
If you get the ball, pass to me
And then, I'll pass it back to you,
Oh tiki-taka, tiki-taka, tiki-takatoo.
Petruskha's turning in his grave
With Nijinsky and his crew,
For every spin and leap they gave,
Our boys are giving two!
Oh tiki-taka, tiki-taka, tiki-takatoo
If you get the ball, pass to me
And then, I'll pass it back to you,
Oh tiki-taka, tiki-taka, tiki-takatoo.
The needle's eye we weave and thread
to find a pathway through,
And fill defenders hearts with dread
Of our tiki-takatoo.
Oh tiki-taka, tiki-taka, tiki-takatoo
If you get the ball, pass to me
And then, I'll pass it back to you,
Oh tiki-taka, tiki-taka, tiki-takatoo,
Now Fergie can but stand and stare,
Says he 'what can a muggins do?
They ghost like shadows in the air
with their tiki-takatoo!'
Oh tiki-taka, tiki-taka, etc.
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and so was yours cjkent, I hope we get some more in, could be fun.
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why not i prefer cheering and being happy to doom and gloom
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Yeah we get a bit much of that here, but thankfully only from a small few, but it takes all types I suppose.
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golden awards to ann and CJK. Well done
waking up from deep slumber
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