KopTalk.com Forums Growler's rant moan rumble 'n' grumble thread.

Correct and proud of it.
It's NATURAL!

Thought you'd appreciate me sharing the fact with you yesterdaty afternoon, hence the text.

But the thought was there, that's the point you ungrateful sod.

Bass turd get in a Sunbeam Alpine parked next to me won 'car of the show' award.

Dick 'eds asking me dopey questions and stoopid comments all day long.
That;s the trouble with free entry I suppose. Attracts nuggets with the associated grot sprogs running amok too.

Had to have a werd with these 3 nasty little grockles who were 'avin' a 'sword fight' next to me car, with piggin' branches they'd torn off a bush.
Yacking father just told them to behave when he heard me asking them politely to p1ss off.

Had one cocky knob rot asking me if I thought oily plugs would be preventing his Coras from starting?

I mean....WTF!?

'kin left eye is killing me now. Look like the piggin' Terminator it's that red and swollen, and its watering that much, I can hardly see owt through it.
The crap that's obviouslt in it has obviously got into me system, as I feel like the FULL bag of crap.

Bloody bank holiday when all the bloody chemists are shut too. Doin' me 'ed in.

Do you know what's in your eye?

Nah. There's nowt in it as such, it's just the same owld crap that flares up every few months...bit like cold sores do apparently.
Particulary nasty this time though, bass turd.

Wimmin. Generally speakin'.

PITA, full stop.

Shoulder barge and elbows are handy in them situations I've found.