A very interesting post Huss... but perhaps in a different way than you intended.
Here's what I mean:
'Hi. We're new to this game. We weren't sure about the incumbent when we came on board but didn't quite know what to do. We thought we'd just wait and see... you know, as rookies we though it best not to rock the boat too much... but unfotunately the guy screwed up.
We didn't really know what to do then either but thought if we made the wrong call the fans would get on our back and our asset value could take a dive. We didn't want that SoS posse coming after us so we thought, hell - let's just give the fans what they want for now.
We couldn't believe our luck when it went so well to start with. But then it crashed - our brokers got involved in some sub-prime deals and we're now left with some highly toxic assets (some would say liabilities even but shhh... lets just keep it to oursleves!).
We're still not sure which one of the guys we've fired was responsible, but hey it's history now and we're reviewing our regulatory systems to try and make sure it don't happen again. In any case, these same guys got us into some other real s*!? earlier in the season too. That was something else we weren't sure what to do about so we let them handle it, but guess what?... yep - they messed up there too.
Guess we all live and learn.
So now we're in the market to replace these guys, who by the way, we can assure you we've stopped following on twitter. The only thing is... er... we're not quite sure what to do?! Maybe you guys can send us a tweet or two?... And we'll add your suggestion to our shortlist.
We got some real good choices at the moment. Just don't know which one to pick. Wow this game is fun don't you think? Reminds us of that Tome Hanks film... have you guys in England seen it? The moral of the story was 'Life is like a box of chocolates - You aint quite sure what you're gonna get'. I bet you all fans know exactly what he means right now don't ya?!
Fingers crossed,(or should I say bum cheeks clenched?!), we won't pick the strawberry cream!! We'll let you know as soon as we find out, but don't you worry.. we're working on it. Yeah, that's right... just like we're working on the stadium plans too. We're not quite sure what to do with that yet either just yet, but guess you all get the drift by now? I hear there's a song you all sing about guys like us? maybe you can sing it yo us when we're next at Anfield stadium? would be a nice touch that.
Shucks, is that the time? Got to head to the ball game now. Will catch up with you all later.'
If only they'd figure things out as quickly as you did