I hope john Terry awakes on sunday morning to the headlines that he scores an own goal, gets sent off in the cup final and that his wife has been caught in a threesome with ribery and a.n other extremely ugly footballer!!!
Thats' not a bad scenario, I am still waiting for him to be on the line and failing to do a goal line clearance while his shorts split as he does an airshot tryinig to clear the ball.
A Chelsea player is stopped for speeding at 130mph in a 30mph zone. When the police ask him to explain, he says: "I've just heard John Terry is parked outside my house."