Booked...at last.
Asked the gerl was it a sell out but she hadn't got a clue.
Random seat selection not allocated. Me and Miss Moosey will be in attendance.
Got to be far better than going the ale 'ouse this has, and all for a tenner. Sweet.
If you want to catch up with me, I'll be the one with a coconut balanced on me 'ed and with a turnip sticking out me arse!
