Only the locals (non oot'ers

) will know whare I'm at 'ere.

Piggin' road werks on the piggin' Runcorn / Widnes bridge.

Stuck in a jam for 20 mins. on the expressway leading up to it this morning, 'cus some bright tit 'ed decided it would be a great idea to clean all the bloody kerbside grids and gulleys out.

Why can't they do that whilst the bridge is closed...now on a regular night time basis it seems, bloody useless plank headed eejits.
