KopTalk

Previous Thread
Next Thread
Print Thread
Rate Thread
Page 76 of 324 1 2 … 74 75 76 77 78 … 323 324
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 18,913
1st Team Regular
1st Team Regular
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 18,913
Originally Posted By: deakin
A toxic sh¡thole tho!


Indeed.

The tunnel is coming along nicely now though, so should be out within the next ten years I reckon. whistle

Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 23,084
Liverpool Legend
Liverpool Legend
Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 23,084
Some people need to stay out of the sun.


That job interview was going so well until I realized I was fukked up on acid in the middle of a cornfield naked and talking to a scarecrow.
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 18,913
1st Team Regular
1st Team Regular
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 18,913
Only the locals (non oot'ers whistle ) will know whare I'm at 'ere. eek

Piggin' road werks on the piggin' Runcorn / Widnes bridge. mad

Stuck in a jam for 20 mins. on the expressway leading up to it this morning, 'cus some bright tit 'ed decided it would be a great idea to clean all the bloody kerbside grids and gulleys out. shocked

Why can't they do that whilst the bridge is closed...now on a regular night time basis it seems, bloody useless plank headed eejits. mad

Last edited by Growler; 28/03/12 03:42 AM.
Joined: Oct 2009
Posts: 27,628
Liverpool Legend
Liverpool Legend
Joined: Oct 2009
Posts: 27,628
Went to the council tip today. Bloke with a bald head in a range rover tipping his stuff in the skip I waited behind him patiently for my turn in my car. Once he had done his stuff I was expecting him to get in his car and drive off. So he gets in his range rover and sits there for about 3 minutes staring ahead waiting for inspiration. Minute 4 he decides he is going to drive off but to do this he will need a key to operative the vehicle and start the engine. Fumble, fumble. Minute 5 he starts the engine but realises he has not put his seatbelt on. Now I wonder where the seat belt is it under the seat in the back seat perhaps or maybe on the floor by the clutch? Oh here it is right by my right shoulder I will put it on I think, there we go it’s on its it? Just check yes that’s it its on! Minute 6 now let’s start the engine where’s the keys oh here they are in the ignition fancy that oh yes I remember doing that just a moment or two ago. And then he set off and stalled I kid you not. Then at a snail’s pace his car actually started to move and he was gone out of my life forever. Not a care in the world someone was waiting behind him where do they get these people from and how do they function in the real world? Are they thick or just pig ignorant? Or both?


IF YOU WANT TO BE HEARD SPEAK SOFTLY - BOB PAISLEY
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 18,913
1st Team Regular
1st Team Regular
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 18,913
Both. mad

You really shouldn't have mentioned 'THE TIP' though.
I was getting quite close to merder at ours a week last Sunday. mad

Joined: Sep 2009
Posts: 15,010
1st Team Regular
1st Team Regular
Joined: Sep 2009
Posts: 15,010
lol, funny stuff stan. im always fascinated how people do the same thing at pertol pumps when you are clearly waiting for them to fck off out of the way.


Luis Garcia, He drinks sangria
He came from Barca, to bring us Joy
He's five foot seven, he's football heaven
please don't take my Luis away.

"...AND 32 MILLION POUNDS WORTH OF GOALKEEPER CAN'T DO A THING ABOUT IT"
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 18,913
1st Team Regular
1st Team Regular
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 18,913
Originally Posted By: flames
lol, funny stuff stan. im always fascinated how people do the same thing at pertol pumps when you are clearly waiting for them to fck off out of the way.


Sorry 'Lain, but yes. 90% of these dork donks being wimmins, usually checking their lippy and general face gunge before taking off. eek

Joined: Sep 2009
Posts: 15,010
1st Team Regular
1st Team Regular
Joined: Sep 2009
Posts: 15,010
dont get me started on women with purses containing loose change. just use the paper money, THE PAPER MONEY!!! the person behind the counter has change in the till !!


Luis Garcia, He drinks sangria
He came from Barca, to bring us Joy
He's five foot seven, he's football heaven
please don't take my Luis away.

"...AND 32 MILLION POUNDS WORTH OF GOALKEEPER CAN'T DO A THING ABOUT IT"
Joined: Jul 2009
Posts: 12,416
Moderator
Moderator
Joined: Jul 2009
Posts: 12,416
People staring at the ATM is what bugs me,withdraw or cancel and fck off.


"Romance has broke down
This boy is crack'in up"

So not a moderator

Valar Morghulis
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 18,913
1st Team Regular
1st Team Regular
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 18,913
Bloody weather is turning crappy and colder again, just in time for the weekend, and the forecast for the Easter break is shyte too, including sleet and snow for the hills that I like to frequent over the holiday break. mad

WHY? crazy

Have we just had the summer of 2012? whistle

Page 76 of 324 1 2 … 74 75 76 77 78 … 323 324

Moderated by  KopTalk Team 

Link Copied to Clipboard
ShoutChat
Comment Guidelines: Do post respectful and insightful comments. Don't flame, hate, spam.
Advertisements
Liverpool FC Discussion