KopTalk.com Forums Growler's rant moan rumble 'n' grumble thread.

Your a big softy growls,should have made an agreement where all mess was cleaned up before you got out of your pit.

Drop of water in the ear for that young lady,then hand her a pair of marigolds and a black bag(can we still call them that?)

Yup, but bloody hell fire, I REALLY did feel decidedly dodgy in the aftermath.Still feel wooley headed even now tbh
My son was getting a bit concerned as he could see I was getting so stressed out with all the racket, doors being kicked open. everyone p1ssed, constant que on the stairs, glitter stuff everywhere, ahhhhhhhhhh, grrrrrrrrrrrrr.

It probably wasn't that bad compered to whet some have to put up with, but it just seemd so dreadful at the time being stuck in the back room on here, stone cold sober.

Did you not get an invite then?

Well let's think ey?

Rolled back in here at 05:45.

Meanwhile, I've JUST been informed ny moose major that the mini moose has invited a lad around here for tea on Sunday evening.
As usual, I'm the piggin' last one to know.

On the plus side, he's an avid LFC fan which was actually my first question along with hair colour, beard and general face fungus status, not forgetting the distance between his eyes,

It may be a bit tricky but if you get the opportunity I'd also check for an extra toe.

No, he's from Scallypool NOT E. Port.

Well prononced scouse accent apparently.
It was almost mentioned as a bit of a problem tbh, bloody snobs.

I'm the only true scouser in the Growler household unfortunately.

Total brainless [oops] that thinks it's smart and fun presumably, to rag it down our residential street, well in excess of 50mph on his illegal exhaust clad quad bike with a scummy chummy chav lad in hot pusuit in his crappy Nova.

Come down this road again like that you pair of cretinous oxygen wasting pond life tw@ts, and I'm getting the cheese wire out.

Your daughters boyfriend?