Just found out that it's being screend live on ITV!

NOOOOOOOOOOOO . am working, bloody learner drivers
You a driving instuctor grump #2?

I'm werking too, bloody BMW Mini's, but will be abandoning repairs if not finished by 12:30.

hey old man fart, who you calling grumpy?
i thought yr a ex driving instructor? av got my own indian takeaway is well. i do a special offer of free POPPADOMS with every lesson. if they have a poor lesson then i make them eat a Phall
