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Lads - Could not believe when Suarez's chip hit the woodwork AGAIN today. Twice he rattled it. His chip was very much like Cantona

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lotWG_M0nc0

Question - How many times have we hit the bleedin woodwork this season ?

We should have beaten QPR by at least 3 or 4 nil
Today we could have won 5-0 if Adam had of finished (or passed the ball outside to Suarez who was WIDE open) and then Suarez hit the wood work twice - VERY FRUSTRATING

I believe there is a medical term for it they call it a “wood fetish” it’s a virus borne contagion and the patient is inexorably drawn to wood. Suarez is in the advanced stages of the illness. We need to isolate and disinfect Melwood tomorrow there is not a moment to lose.

Looks like it was 12 times before today so thats 14 times. If we had finished even half of them thats SEVEN......

AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH

Have you got it as well? you dont sound well

Very good Stanley - well - Well if the FA have their way he could be on the sidelines for 3,4,5 games. Plenty of time to take care of his illness then....

I have the start of the XMas disease - Too much drink !!!! Liver knocking at the door already :-)

17 - Oh My God !!!!!

In fact - If GOD had been given 10 of these chances he would have buried at least 8 of them. Fowler was an IMPECCABLE finisher. Always short something every bloody year.

Isn't that 17 in the EPL alone? I think the count is higher if you add the Carling Cup...

According to J. Aldridge, it's 18, and I'm not sure that counts today's efforts either!

Yeah I had it 18 myself but I was counting in todays efforts, bloody incredible, if we keep this up we are going into the record books! Stanley may be right it has to be a virus, its called woodpecker syndrome!