Ah menace2us, where would be without your hairbrain ideas???

Aquilani will never wear a Reds shirt again. Joe Cole is doing well but I can't see him returning to us next season, let alone his loan deal being called off half way through. Shelvey had a clause in his loan that allowed a recall, Aquilani doesn't, and I doubt Cole has either. I don't think Cole could make it at LFC, so i'd rather see him sold in the summer, tbh.
As for Torres... I don't know how I feel about that one. A loan deal is f*cking laughable anyway. Not a hope in hell.
On a football level, I'd take him back for £20m. There are loads of other factors there - the most important one being, how would his return affect the dressing room harmony? I get the impression a lot of senior players had a problem with him by the end, so I wouldn't like him to return if it was gonna rock the boat.
Then there's the fact that a large majority of the fans don't want him back. He made his bed, and he's lying in it now, and a lot of people see that as karma for how he ditched us and disrespected us. He said he was going to a big club - how can you forget that??
The Torres song was one of the best football songs I've ever heard, but even if he returned, it could never be sung again with the same lyrics.
I think it'd be better to stop looking backwards and start looking forwards.