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I think he knows the world is about to end as predicted. fair play flames


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cheers boys. theres another 6 weeks to go snakes so it might still happen this year.

its been one unmitigated disaster after another.


Luis Garcia, He drinks sangria
He came from Barca, to bring us Joy
He's five foot seven, he's football heaven
please don't take my Luis away.

"...AND 32 MILLION POUNDS WORTH OF GOALKEEPER CAN'T DO A THING ABOUT IT"
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agreed flames,been a pretty miserable year so far,now for the ten weeks of snow.


"Romance has broke down
This boy is crack'in up"

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Bought some state of the art photo processing software . First job tried to get rid of a blemish on a portrait did not work. Looked at the manual was sure I was doing it right but must have spent two hours mucking about with it. And then I got really annoyed, really annoyed having spent all that money and nothing but nothing ever works these days or is the least bit damn simple. In desperation I got on to the help desk who still could not help. This American guy was so helpful and me being a grumpy git on the phone and about to demand a re credit of my card. While he was trying to talk me through some checks in the installation I idly noticed the blemish appeared whatever screen I was in. I touched the screen felt a bit of grime and flicked it off. So sir click on...no its ok..whats ok? I am ok ? are you ? yeah ! er I need to go now, honest, do you sir ? er yes its ok I need to go thank you. Moral of the story don’t be an impatient kn*bhead.


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ha ha ha.

fair play for sharin that stan, that was a good laugh.

i know a lad who used to work in the microsoft help desk and he spent 40 minutes trying to help some woman upload windows to no avail. tried everything. eventually got her to take the disk out and the conversation went something like this:
my mate: "ok open the drive and put the disk in, but dont close the drive"
Woman: " ok done"
my mate " now look at the disc, what do you see"
Woman: " nothing, just a reflection"
my mate: "ok, turn the disc over and insert the disc".


Luis Garcia, He drinks sangria
He came from Barca, to bring us Joy
He's five foot seven, he's football heaven
please don't take my Luis away.

"...AND 32 MILLION POUNDS WORTH OF GOALKEEPER CAN'T DO A THING ABOUT IT"
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So,was at a party on Saturday night,had a good bit to drink and got to bed at 4 in the morning of Sunday,now I can pretty much remember everything,even the tie around the head moment when the dj played Jackie's army,so what I what to know is how the hell did I end up with a broken finger when I woke up Sunday at 11 a.m.

Last edited by wakka; 29/11/11 01:49 AM.

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This boy is crack'in up"

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Valar Morghulis
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oh god!!!! oh no. which one? will it effect work?

i got in at 7 in the morning after a gig in clonakilty, thought i was reasonably ok, not too tired..... till i put a mug under the cereal dispenser and filled it with crunchy nut corn flakes. it was time for some sleep. thankfully i had all my digits when i woke up.


Luis Garcia, He drinks sangria
He came from Barca, to bring us Joy
He's five foot seven, he's football heaven
please don't take my Luis away.

"...AND 32 MILLION POUNDS WORTH OF GOALKEEPER CAN'T DO A THING ABOUT IT"
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Pinky,and the only thing it is affecting so far is driving,still,city centre to cavan town in an hour and 5 is not bad with only one hand.



Left handed wipe is a delicate operation.

Last edited by wakka; 29/11/11 02:18 AM.

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This boy is crack'in up"

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Valar Morghulis
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i broke a bone in my hand and never knew it until a physio told me about a year later. it can happen easy enough.


Luis Garcia, He drinks sangria
He came from Barca, to bring us Joy
He's five foot seven, he's football heaven
please don't take my Luis away.

"...AND 32 MILLION POUNDS WORTH OF GOALKEEPER CAN'T DO A THING ABOUT IT"
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Could only have been when the dj played jackies army,things went a bit mental for 5 minutes.


"Romance has broke down
This boy is crack'in up"

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Valar Morghulis
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