Not gonna happen. I reckon he left a lot of the current squad with a bad taste in their mouths, so I'd imagine him returning could upset the harmony of the dressing room. This is the lad who abandoned ship when the ship had sunk as low as it could, and was finally on it's way back up. Someone also made a valid point about his wages. We wouldn't be able to match the huge pay hike he'd have got to go to Chelsea, and Chelsea would never sell him back to us. He's theirs now. I reckon he'll turn things around this season, tbh.
As for everyone jumping on the 'bash Andy Carroll' bandwagon, can I just say i'm absolutely disgusted. There will come a time when judgement should be passed on him - and all of the other players - but that time is nowhere even close. I'm not just saying, this, I actually mean it - people should actually be ashamed of themselves for constantly knocking this lad. Yes, he hasn't looked the height of sharpness so far this season. We're 4 games into the season though. In those 4 games he's started 3, scored 1, and had another goal (in my opinion, harshly) disallowed. Playing crap or not, looking sharp or not, if he can keep that ratio up for the season, i'll be happy. Give the lad a f*cking chance, and stop moaning about how sh*te he is.
Torres is the past, and Carroll is the future. Get used to it, lads.