I love Super Mario. People may hate him but I actually enjoy his antics. Its been a while since he hasn't thrown darts, visited a prison or took a tour with a gang haha. Class guy
He's a constant source of amusement and exactly the type of player Man City would sign - an expensive, high maintenance mercenary whose antics off the field will always overshadow his undoubted talent on it
I'd hate it if he played for us
God knows how Gary Cook go so high up at Nike - he's an out-and-out moron