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Jevans #139746 20/07/11 05:18 PM
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Cheers Evans.


That job interview was going so well until I realized I was fukked up on acid in the middle of a cornfield naked and talking to a scarecrow.
lumba #139752 20/07/11 05:46 PM
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come on aguero lad join us. get the cheque book out and spend 30 mill plus on a top class player

Snakeye #139765 20/07/11 06:12 PM
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Originally Posted By: Snakeye
I disagree Maxi. Kenny probably wanted Downing all along to help solve our width problem. Aguero can play on the right/left of a front 3. I would certainly take Kuyt out and place him there. Kuyt will be very important whether he starts or not,


But if we have aguero and suarez on the wings of the front 3, then theres no need for Downing as we'll have gerrard, adam, henderson, lucas etc to play in the middle. we would be better off spending the money on an attacking left back for 20 million cos its the left backs that provide the width in that formation.

LFC2k5 #139766 20/07/11 06:12 PM
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Or are we in talks with A Madrid for Uruguyan CB Godin as another rumour suggests with Poulson going the other way and not Agureo. But what if we are in for him? Will Corinthians pulling out of Tevez deal not scupper Citeh for a while anyway?

Maxi88 #139779 20/07/11 06:36 PM
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Thats true but we all expect to sign a LB and also we are not going to just stick to the 33 formation all season. We need options and when we sub one of those attackers out, downing can come into the game.


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Snakeye #139805 20/07/11 07:55 PM
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Effectively we'll be able to cover a 442, 433, 4231 etc with the depth in the squad and if we're to get Aguero or Mata etc it would really signal our intent. Agree LB is next but would love to see a marquee after getting rid of Jova, Cole etc.


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Jevans #139814 20/07/11 08:39 PM
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did anyone see that cheesy article, where supposedly some guy ran into "a man in a suit, with a French accent", and he saw papers associated with Liverpool and Sergio Aguero, the way he writes that article is soo funny.

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Originally Posted By: aldo
did anyone see that cheesy article, where supposedly some guy ran into "a man in a suit, with a French accent", and he saw papers associated with Liverpool and Sergio Aguero, the way he writes that article is soo funny.
Here you go Aldo...

From Transfer Rumours , and yes I know its terrible but this post is absolutely brilliant.

01 Jun 2011 16:01:09
It was early morning today when I was walking in Madrid, near the Vicente Calderon (a magnificent stadia, I must say) during my 3 day tour there.
A black Cadillac parked about 8 metres from us (me, my brother and mother-in-law.

As the (left side) doors of the vehicle openned, with two men about to get off, suddenly came 4 running young men who being chased by 3 guards.
They sped past us and, as the two men in the Cadillac were about to make their way out of the car, two of these young men tripped and crashed into of the man emerging from the back of the Cadillac.

The man fell very hard and dropped his suitcase which smashed against... I think it was a steel bin.
The suitcase openned and it's contents, a couple of documents, got all over the place (it was quiet windy).

Strangely, one of the documents fell right on my feet.
As you would expect, I picked them up. I couldn't hold them firmly as the wind was blowing them in all directions and I was also carrying my baggage.
But I managed to see a few lines.
I'm not sure but I believe one of the things I saw was "Liverpool Football Club; Atletico; 45m; Sergio Aguero; cash".

Before I could read for more, the man who had fell, the owner of the documents, had quickly raced to me and grabbed them.
He was white, had black, neatly tidied hair and wore glasses.
He said something of this effect to me: " this is supposed to be a surprise, okay? So help me keep it that way. I know what you saw, but just, keep it hush-hush."

"Sir", I replied, pointing to my LFC shirt, cap and keyholder, "is Aguero going to be turning out in these next season?"
He smiled and said, "Stop asking questions. Know that you'll be delighted and thrilled 12 weeks from now, if of course you're what I think you are."

He buttoned his tuxedo and, with a fine French accent, "Walk on, friend."
He walked away, and entered the Calderon.

Make of this what you will, but I know what I saw.


That job interview was going so well until I realized I was fukked up on acid in the middle of a cornfield naked and talking to a scarecrow.
lumba #139821 20/07/11 09:16 PM
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LMFAO @ that article! That's hilarious!!

I've one question though - why would Aguero be turning out next season in an LFC cap and keyholder??


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Originally Posted By: lumba
[quote=aldo]did anyone see that cheesy article, where supposedly some guy ran into "a man in a suit, with a French accent", and he saw papers associated with Liverpool and Sergio Aguero, the way he writes that article is soo funny.


Here you go Aldo...

From Transfer Rumours , and yes I know its terrible but this post is absolutely brilliant.

01 Jun 2011 16:01:09
It was early morning today when I was walking in Madrid, near the Vicente Calderon (a magnificent stadia, I must say) during my 3 day tour there.
A black Cadillac parked about 8 metres from us (me, my brother and mother-in-law.

As the (left side) doors of the vehicle openned, with two men about to get off, suddenly came 4 running young men who being chased by 3 guards.
They sped past us and, as the two men in the Cadillac were about to make their way out of the car, two of these young men tripped and crashed into of the man emerging from the back of the Cadillac.

The man fell very hard and dropped his suitcase which smashed against... I think it was a steel bin.
The suitcase openned and it's contents, a couple of documents, got all over the place (it was quiet windy).

Strangely, one of the documents fell right on my feet.
As you would expect, I picked them up. I couldn't hold them firmly as the wind was blowing them in all directions and I was also carrying my baggage.
But I managed to see a few lines.
I'm not sure but I believe one of the things I saw was "Liverpool Football Club; Atletico; 45m; Sergio Aguero; cash".

Before I could read for more, the man who had fell, the owner of the documents, had quickly raced to me and grabbed them.
He was white, had black, neatly tidied hair and wore glasses.
He said something of this effect to me: " this is supposed to be a surprise, okay? So help me keep it that way. I know what you saw, but just, keep it hush-hush."

"Sir", I replied, pointing to my LFC shirt, cap and keyholder, "is Aguero going to be turning out in these next season?"
He smiled and said, "Stop asking questions. Know that you'll be delighted and thrilled 12 weeks from now, if of course you're what I think you are."

He buttoned his tuxedo and, with a fine French accent, "Walk on, friend."
He walked away, and entered the Calderon.

Make of this what you will, but I know what I saw.][/quote/]

thanks lumba, I love this article it has to be one of the funniest ones, even though it was non intended.

thanks mate

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