shove it up your arse and set fire to it
Oh how delightful. How charming. How pleasant. How gentlemanly.

"Shove it up yor ar5e" 'Lain.

Nice one.
Your chat up lines could do with a slight adjustment i feel.
Even though I talk like a male chavanistic pig towards her sometimes, (BANTER...doh forget that word)

)she is actually one of the best, humoress, and nicest posters on here, and I luv her (manly) dearly, so do us all a favour emp. If you can't converse with a modicum of decency towards
her at least, DO ONE!
