Bloody fumin' here.
I like mutts, but a mate of mine has a show dog that he ...well shows i suppose.
He's ramblin' on and on and on about the poor lickle lamb on Faceache, cus it's torn a ligament in its lockle paw or summat. He's currently cuddling it on the sofa to make it feel better or some such utter sh1te.
Others are joining in wishing the poor mutley all the best, and hoping for a speedy recovery etc etc., blah blah bloody blah blah.
I think I'm going to puke tbqh.
LOOK! I tore a random ligament or two 7 weeks ago which has been extremelly painful, 'obblin' 'round like a piggin' cripple.
I was SUPPOSED to join a mate of mine for a trip up Ben Nevis last week, but decided that it'd be fool hardy to attempt it, so declined, and stayed at home.
Has anybody oo'd arr'd and shown me even a smidging, just a mere morsal of something even remotely resembling any kind of symphony or understanding, ey, have they? What do you think ey?
Correct.
NO! 'ave they bollox like.
I've just been laughed and scorned at, relentlessly.
Freakin HATE sheeples, especially when a piggin' dog gets all this demented sympathy.
