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He'll score a hatrick at the toilet. Good luck to him , he's a great player.Knock them fucckers out and i for one will forgive his foolish comments.
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Joined: Dec 2009
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lol a hatrick? In his dreams.
Back to Back World Champions baby!
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Fernando Torres Goal Aid: an important update
Several weeks ago a goalscoring tragedy hit the Premier League when Fernando Torres went five games without finding the net for Chelsea. Now things are becoming even more desperate.
Not just unable to score, the 27-year-old World Cup winner has now lost his pace and the ability to control a ball with his first touch. Frankly, we've never seen such an expensive disaster hit these footballing shores.
MTW would like to call for you to send any goals, go faster stripes and spare first touches you may have lying around the house that you could donate to the Spaniard.
The address, as ever, is: Mr Fernando Torres, Chelsea No.9, Stamford Bridge, London, England.
There was a mix-up with the previous batch of goals sent to this address, for which MTW can only apologise. For some inexplicable reason goals dispatched to the above were rerouted to a Mr Daniel Sturridge of Bolton.
If this crisis continues into the summer months, please send your goals, running boots and first touches to: Mr Fernando Torres, Job Centre, London, England.
Please, give anything you've got to help this poor man in these testing times. Every little trapped ball and inch of pace counts.
That football 365 mock the weekend is funny, should give the link next time
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Torres back, yeah for about £15 million, great bit of business
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Joined: Dec 2009
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a very repentent Torres??? Rumours that Chelsea might sell him. NO!...NO!...NO!...
don't be a hater. take the banter
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lads he wouldnt come back ieven if the club wanted him, which they dont. he's going home to spain to cry.
with that said, i hope he sh*ts all over united tomorrow.
Luis Garcia, He drinks sangria
He came from Barca, to bring us Joy
He's five foot seven, he's football heaven
please don't take my Luis away.
"...AND 32 MILLION POUNDS WORTH OF GOALKEEPER CAN'T DO A THING ABOUT IT"
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oh yeah, a nice hatrick tomoz before leaving to go and play for villareal...what make me laugh is no-one is saying he's sulking now..
don't be a hater. take the banter
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Yeah he can be N'gogs replacement
Fruitella is a badman sweet you get me?
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This is kind of like weeping over that guy that dumped you for some rich floozy, but found out her boobs were fake and you are considering taking him back just because he misses your "milkshake".
Um, no. Break-ups happen, and though they aren't pleasant, getting back together isn't necessarily for the best, especially when time and space show that you're better off without your ex.
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This is kind of like weeping over that guy that dumped you for some rich floozy, but found out her boobs were fake and you are considering taking him back just because he misses your "milkshake".
Um, no. Break-ups happen, and though they aren't pleasant, getting back together isn't necessarily for the best, especially when time and space show that you're better off without your ex.
is it valentines day today?
Luis Garcia, He drinks sangria
He came from Barca, to bring us Joy
He's five foot seven, he's football heaven
please don't take my Luis away.
"...AND 32 MILLION POUNDS WORTH OF GOALKEEPER CAN'T DO A THING ABOUT IT"
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