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youre all a bunch of liars. i agree with growls, put your c*cks and rulers away men.

as a spectator i like the game pretty much as is.

as a player i'd like to make the following points:
* the pitch is too big and i have to run too much.
* the game is too long.
* there's too many players on the field.
* the last thing in the world i want to do is head a goal keepers 60 yard toe job of a kick out, back in the other direction.
* the above is followed closely by getting into a 50-50 challenge with a middle aged white van driver who hates his life and wants to take it out on some poor innocent souls knees.
* its either too cold or too sunny to play.

give me 5 or 6 aside any day, that way i have some strength and oxygen left to do something with the ball other than fall over it when it comes to me.

but a few lads i knew from that time has actually gone all the way to represent the national team.

ha! this threads gr8 we can call on you guys to stand in if our first team ever gets injured, it seems you are all pele types to me! EXCEPT GROWLER THAT IS! HE CAN BE OUR ELDERLY GOALIE COACH!