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I think Carroll has a much thicker build than terry.

i think that terry is thick

maybe thats it. thanks. i think he NEEDS to grow another inch. his a bit of a midget. on a serious note how good is he on the floor?

I think Missus Torres needs a REAL man, I think Missus Torres needs TERRY.

Fernando dreamt of Terry wearing Cechs helmet with Drogba and Cashley backdoor.

....and that was it he was a Chelsea player.

@ torres

Terry will take your wife

Terrys dad will take your money

but you lost your respect

Think about what we got rather than what we just lost...

Haha just found this

We always knew he was a red, Carroll, Carroll
He's got a diry greasy head, Carroll, Carroll,
He beats up birds, he burns his house,
But we don't care thats f*ckin scouse,
ANDY CARROLL LIVERPOOLS NUMBER 9!

His legs they hang out of the bed
Carroll, Carroll
He swapped the black & white for Red
Carroll, Carroll
We brought the lad down from the Toon,
He's big, he's hard he's a ******* loon
And he's Andy Carroll Liverpool's Number 9!

He knew he'd always be a Red, Carroll Carroll!
He'll get 200 goals from his head, Carroll, Carroll,
he'll win the game, his name we'll shout, he'll f*ck ya bird, he'll knock you out,
Andy Carroll Liverpools number 9