"glad you wore the track suit too. shouldn't really wear blue at mellwood."....." dont worry nando Roman as got you lots of blue things to wear. you'll look so pretty."
" and it's torres, lays it off to lampard back to torres, open net he can't miss....oh sh1t! my fooking hamstings gone again"
"when im at chelsea will they put my picture on them flags they wave. i like flags!"
"did you see me back there shooting at the open net. i only missed by this much"
"nando, just a bit of advice. if it's ever this quiet when your training at chelsea. you might want to check where Terry is"
" ermm wonder if chelsea can get me a arm band saying TRUE BLUE (for now)"
