Don't know if anyone on here is into horror role-playing games, specifically Call of Cthulhu. In most role-playing games combat revolves around rolling dice and working out damage etc. However when in combat with Cthulhu himself combat goes much like this every time: "Cthulhu eats you."
So when some random side comes to Anfield, maybe we'll be able to say, "Suarez ate them". Hopefully we win the game as a result of the eating.
