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But thats contradicting your water from last week liddel? What one is more reliable?

To be honest mate my water has had a bit of a "Dry spell" but I would bet my house on my Bowels mate, my house.
My Bowels very rarely make decisions but when it does it usually is 99.99999999999% right.

Well thats good news and I wouldn't want to be near you when your bowels are telling you something

Won't lie mate it ain't pretty.
I wouldn't belive 99% of twitter or newspaper reports as LFC are really keeping it in house this time (loving that).
But trust my bowels it is like the Ghandi of knowledge.

I hope your wrong mate.

I must say I love the way Topscout never thinks that players or other clubs have any choice in these matters.

Yeap after we forced Kuyt into accepting a move to Ajax we can force Real to accept 100mill for Cole and then tell Konchesky he is moving to some Columbian team for a weekly wage of 43pence.

Oh if only everyone was as deluded the world would be a very funny place.

give them 17/18m cash, plus kuyt, deal value comes to about 25m.

25m, is wat Ajax value suarez at.

Comolli, fcuking sort this mess out u TIT or i will fly ovr their, KO u and do the deal myself, for LFC.

Please dont take any offence with this but are you retarded?

Ha. I do get the image of him walking out of Ajax HQ cigar in mouth, shotgun in hand, Suarez over his shoulder, as the building explodes behind him.