Yup, been watching from the stands mate. I don't know if your exagerating, but anything? really? That just isn't true, I have seen him beat players many times, and whip decent balls into the box on occaision. Now don't get me wrong, I am not saying he is the winger of our dreams lets make him permanent. I am saying, he will offer something Kuyt in that position couldn't offer in a million years. Teams know with kuyt and cole on the wings, the ball is coming central, every time. Easy to defend when you know that. Johnson in the wing, as he is good with both feet, can shoot with both feet, and has a good touch when going round people with both feet, add to that a decent turn of pace (although not as much as last year he's got a bit fat), then at least defenders don't know what he can do. This creates indecision allowing time and space, and also causes other defenders to come and support, freeing up space in the centre for our more talented players to be creative in. The thing we have been lacking.
He is not an ideal solution, but he is a temporary one to the glaring problem we have at the moment.