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WTF, Where do we get guys like these? No wonder were turning into a laughing stock. First Purslow, then Broughton, now Sylvan Richardson who was guitarist for Simply Reds is our new masseur. Our recuitment team get paid loads for [oops] all.
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Joined: Sep 2009
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1st Team Regular
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yes but ryan, we have to get guys on the cheap becaaaauuuussssee,......
"money's too tight to mention..."
Luis Garcia, He drinks sangria
He came from Barca, to bring us Joy
He's five foot seven, he's football heaven
please don't take my Luis away.
"...AND 32 MILLION POUNDS WORTH OF GOALKEEPER CAN'T DO A THING ABOUT IT"
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Liverpool Legend
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Liverpool Legend
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He might be the best masseur in the world for all we know. Just because he made some [oops] songs he may now have found his calling in life.
And don't forget. Money's too tight to mention!!!!
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Joined: Jun 2009
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Liverpool Legend
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Liverpool Legend
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Beat me to it Flames 
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Posts: 15,010
1st Team Regular
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ha ha, yea i was typing like a bastrd when i saw it. 
Luis Garcia, He drinks sangria
He came from Barca, to bring us Joy
He's five foot seven, he's football heaven
please don't take my Luis away.
"...AND 32 MILLION POUNDS WORTH OF GOALKEEPER CAN'T DO A THING ABOUT IT"
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Joined: Jun 2009
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Liverpool Legend
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Liverpool Legend
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Me too. There must be loads of them to get in on this one.
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1st Team Regular
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he can be the masseur, as long as he's prepared to "do the right thing".
Luis Garcia, He drinks sangria
He came from Barca, to bring us Joy
He's five foot seven, he's football heaven
please don't take my Luis away.
"...AND 32 MILLION POUNDS WORTH OF GOALKEEPER CAN'T DO A THING ABOUT IT"
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Joined: Sep 2009
Posts: 15,010
1st Team Regular
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when Sylvan Richardson was interviewed about his new position at LFC, they asked what made him swith from music to sports massage.
he replied: "hamstrings got me started".
Luis Garcia, He drinks sangria
He came from Barca, to bring us Joy
He's five foot seven, he's football heaven
please don't take my Luis away.
"...AND 32 MILLION POUNDS WORTH OF GOALKEEPER CAN'T DO A THING ABOUT IT"
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i can't join in this gag fest as i don't know any simply red songs ...... all i know is that he can't be as bad a masseur as he was a musician!
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1st Team Regular
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interestingly enough they were all super musicians. just had sh*t taste and wrote sh*t songs.
Luis Garcia, He drinks sangria
He came from Barca, to bring us Joy
He's five foot seven, he's football heaven
please don't take my Luis away.
"...AND 32 MILLION POUNDS WORTH OF GOALKEEPER CAN'T DO A THING ABOUT IT"
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