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no need to head it when you can scissor kick like crouchy
That job interview was going so well until I realized I was fukked up on acid in the middle of a cornfield naked and talking to a scarecrow.
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cant head the ball for sh*te though.  Could never understand how the tallest guy on the field by at least a meter couldn't head the ball, win more headers and find it necessary to either lean or use other players as leverage to head the ball.
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always liked him, never got the chance he deserved...
not sure if i want him back though. is it really a step in the right direction?
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i know its weird. he jumps up so that he is over the ball, then dips his head down so that he heads the ball over the bar.
Luis Garcia, He drinks sangria
He came from Barca, to bring us Joy
He's five foot seven, he's football heaven
please don't take my Luis away.
"...AND 32 MILLION POUNDS WORTH OF GOALKEEPER CAN'T DO A THING ABOUT IT"
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He's a bit of an oxymoron really. Tallest player in the league and he prefers the ball at his feet. 
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haha he should just try the scissor kick all the time lol! remember this one? first time we seen arda too http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aY_0iEl5NTEi think he's more than good enough to come back, he has produced some quality performances at the highest level... and plus his bird is scouse and kop swede... depending on the right price then to me it is a step in the right direction, who do you bring off the bench for the last 20 mins when torres has to come off. anything other than david ngog please. arry redknapp brought back jermaine defoe, probably one his of his best signings at spurs
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I'd take Crouch back in a heartbeat. I'd also $hag his missus if he didn't mind.
As for why he cant head the ball, it's because you or I have neck muscles that are approx 3-4 inches long which makes them really elastic and able to whip the head back to get power behind it. Crouchy's are about 36 inches long and so are already stretched to capacity. End result, static head prone to uneven heading ability. That's real science that is
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Got to love a bit of Crouchy. I liked him when he was with us, but then Rafa just got shut of him. I would like him back, but for a reasonable price or maybe swap him for Babel or Ngog (yeah right, as if Harry is that stupid)
Roy's Revolution.
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Always looked like his legs would break any second when he ran. I swear his arms are thicker than his legs. His nickname should be Sherman from the movie Madacascar.
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anybody also read about roy being interested in david trezeguet for £8million?
id rather wipe my arse with a £50 note
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