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Originally Posted By lumba
My old headmaster had a pervy smile on his face when i got caned,he died a couple of years later..Karma.


Sounds just like my maths teacher, he threw the wooden board duster at me and called me idiot while I was counting stars.
He shot himself a couple of years later eek


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My geography teacher would ask each kid a question, if you got it right you could sit down, if you got it wrong you had to stay standing. By the time he asked everyone a question there'd be 10 or so standing.
They had to form a line and get whacked 3 times on each hand with a big leather strap, stung like a [oops]..
Needless to say most of us got really good at geography really quick.

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History Teacher that taught me in Senior School, used to wear winkle picker cowboy boots. If you weren't paying attention or were talking in his class, he'd make a mark on the blackboard and get you to stand, back to the class, with your nose touching it and if you moved he'd boot you in the arse. He made sure the mark on the blackboard was so you were standing on tip toes to get your nose on it.

Physics Teacher, also in my Senior School used to make us all lay our hands palms down on our desks and he'd walk around the classroom with one of the old style, wooden metre sticks in hand. Whenever he was talking he'd walk around the classroom and if you weren't paying attention he'd walk up behind us whack the metre stick across our hands on the desk!

Teachers back then were absolute c*nts, but it taught us a valuable lesson in life in respecting authority. If they did that now they'd be locked up and the Schools sued!

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Originally Posted By LiverbirdLain
Originally Posted By lumba
My old headmaster had a pervy smile on his face when i got caned,he died a couple of years later..Karma.


Sounds just like my maths teacher, he threw the wooden board duster at me and called me idiot while I was counting stars.
He shot himself a couple of years later eek
The moral of the story seems to be..Don't fukkk with us Lain. wink


That job interview was going so well until I realized I was fukked up on acid in the middle of a cornfield naked and talking to a scarecrow.
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Originally Posted By lumba
Originally Posted By LiverbirdLain
Originally Posted By lumba
My old headmaster had a pervy smile on his face when i got caned,he died a couple of years later..Karma.


Sounds just like my maths teacher, he threw the wooden board duster at me and called me idiot while I was counting stars.
He shot himself a couple of years later eek
The moral of the story seems to be..Don't fukkk with us Lain. wink


The mystery of G's disappearance is finally solved.

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That job interview was going so well until I realized I was fukked up on acid in the middle of a cornfield naked and talking to a scarecrow.
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Looking like the working class are gonna be paying for not being able to afford a new car.


That job interview was going so well until I realized I was fukked up on acid in the middle of a cornfield naked and talking to a scarecrow.
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I'm getting some quite serious flak over this and my associated comments.....

http://www.barrheadnews.com/news/15642127.Two_seriously_hurt_in_London_to_Brighton_vintage_car_run/


I merely stated MY OPINION, that these contraptions are shyte and death traps, and should be in history museums, NOT mixing it on busy public highways.
I stand by that.
Stretch their legs occasionally on the private grounds of stately homes if you really feel the need to play Russian roulette with your life. whistle

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Agreed,definitely a time and a place that's not on any major roads for it.


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Yeah, they're brilliant to look at but they're also a danger to everyone around them. Don't they have to pass an MOT or something?

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