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thank god theres so many liverpool players at the euros because if there wasnt i dont know who would keep the benches warm.ive never known a liverpool team be so thin on the ground with important international players.

Saw this the other day about Iceland:

Residents: 334,319
Women: -170,503
Male under 18: -40,121
Male over 35: -85,670
Heavy overweights: -24,775
Occupied with whaling: -788
Volcano watchers on active duty: -320
Shearers (high season): -2,856
Confined bank directors: -23
One legged persons: -189
Blind persons: -265
Icelandic fans in the stands: -8,781
Team doctor, masseur and chef: -3
Coaches: -2
Remaining: 23

These statistics say a lot about the Icelandic performance in the Euros!

Wayne Rooney?

What a bag of sh*t he is!
Passing like he had concrete boots on and made Jan Molby look athletic!

Why the fukk was Kane taking our set pieces? Proper bag of shitte and if Woy keeps his job after that then we're truely fukked.

The bright side is that our players now will be back 1 week earlier than if they had made it to the final.

Back to reality now!

Sturridge will no doubt split a hair on the way home and be on the sidelines to miss the extensive pre-season, Klopp had planned for him...

Iceland for your hols then Van no doubt with that amount of women to men ratio!
You'll end up with a blind, one legged, whale named Margaret!

Haha.

51 % doesn't seem that scewed to me!

But nonetheless, their women are beautiful! Even the ones named Margaret!

Team o' usual shyte, with usual expected early bath.

Owl face gone.
New manager will be no better no doubt.


COME ON WALES!!

Brexit England and Roy Hodgson was predicting an English goal feast.
The limp lions have no spirit and the main reason has been the uninspiring manager and the pie-eater team captain.
Where are the heroes in this team?