Probably that tea lady bitch knickin' a couple of tea bags hidden in her pinny pocket.
There's no better news service in the world...how dare you denigrate the very heart and soul of the venerable bush telegraph system...sure what would we know without it? Apart from establishment propaganda?
Talk proper like wor'i does Herculoliane me ladio.
Aye a wee whee o years ago I mighta ahaske, but now I wouldna ken a mutter ad be uttering, ochone, ochone!
