it looks like the reason sturridge isnt available is i have been told he cant complete training sessions without breaking down , i believe a lot of these injuries and not being able to complete training is all in his head , HE HAS A MENTAL BLOCK NOW slightest twinge and he pulls up .
Yeah it could be in his head, else the medics would have sorted him before now I think.
You may talk of pressure training
When it’s windy cold and raining,
And the gaffer’s laying curses on your ear,
But you’ll run with Herb and Sammy
Till you burst your gut and hammy,
Or you feel the gaffer’s boot upon your rear!
And it’s where’s yer bloomin’ bottle
You’re not playing at full throttle,
How dare you take a breather or a rest,
And listen while I stress
Our playing style is gegenpress,
And how you fill the ninety minutes is the test!
Now it’s run, run, run
Like a bullet from a gun,
For a blooming long torturous hour and a half,
It’s move ya silly clown
Close that blighter down!
Or leave your bloody stud marks on his calf!
You’re not out for a stroll
With yer girlfriend for a roll,
And don’t you ever, ever, ever say fatigue,
Just move yer big fat ass
Cut out their every pass,
Or you’re on the next bus out of this league!
Oh I wish I’d stayed at Chelsea
With sharon, June and Elsie,
When we partied up to midnight with a wench,
Where the manager wasn’t pushy
And the training bit was cushy,
And no one tried to pull you off the bench,
Now I have to run ten mile
While my stomach heaves with bile,
And my hamstring screams like someone stuck a pig,
But between you and me
He can go and have a pee,
For if truth be told I couldn’t give a fig!
