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Bruce Grobbelaar thinks we'll be replacing Mignolet sooner rather than later!

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/1...ruce-grobbelaar

That's the second website I've read that ran with the same headline "Jurgen Klopp wants to replace Simon Mignolet at Liverpool, says Bruce Grobbelaar" when nowhere in the article does Grobbelaar say that he's spoken with Klopp or has inside information about Klopp looking for a new keeper (hope it's true tho)

Tabloid sensationalism at it's finest - or "click bait" as it's become these days

Sorry did I say hip flask?

I meant catheter.

That's just taking the pisss.

The value of an in-form striker was underlined as Tottenham Hotspur, Liverpool and Athletic Bilbao needed goals from pivotal front men to grab vital wins that booked places in the Europa League last 32 on Thursday.

Harry Kane’s late strike gave Spurs a 1-0 win at Qarabag, Liverpool needed Christian Benteke to dig them out of a spot of bother in a 2-1 win over Girondins Bordeaux and Bilbao had Aritz Aduriz to thank for a 3-2 comeback victory in Augsburg.
Those three sides were among 11 teams, who celebrated reaching the knockout stages of the competition.

FK Krasnodar, Lazio, St Etienne, Basel, Schalke 04, Sparta Prague, Villarreal and Braga will all be in the hat when the draw is made for next round having booked spots with one group game to spare on the marathon route to May’s final.