WTF's wrong with a stale digestive dunked in a mug o' sludge then ey, ya posh tw@ts?
In my finishing school they told us never to buy such products or indulge in such behaviour. Eating a biscuit is a civilised act and must be given due reverence. What are we barbarians ?
IF YOU WANT TO BE HEARD SPEAK SOFTLY - BOB PAISLEY