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If anything it was more goat like imo.


That job interview was going so well until I realized I was fukked up on acid in the middle of a cornfield naked and talking to a scarecrow.
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It was an accidental coming together of teeth against shoulder. He went for the head butt missed and his teeth are so big the got lodged into his shoulder blade.

That's the story I would go with anyway whistle

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I would have smeared some fine French mustard on his shoulder first we are not barbarians


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Originally Posted By: theanfieldpigeon
I actually just find it funny now. The guy is just a pure bellend but...at least no matter what side of him we see, he's entertaining. Box office at its finest. I'm just hoping the ban he will undoubtedly get will be just for international games, he'll be able to return early with the rest of the squad, and he'll have a good rest before the new season kicks off. I dont think he'll be going to barcelona or Real Madrid, especially after this.


He's a loony and has self destructed again just after being heralded as one of the top 3 or 4 players in the world. It's sad really because he has a major problem mentally and it has cost him the rest of the world cup, his dream move to one of the Spanish teams and it'll mean we'll lose out on receiving his full value in transfer fee. It's also embarrassing to everyone that has defended him because after this there truly is no defence and everyone that has constantly given him $hit has been proven right.

I'm gutted to be honest!

Ben36 #419215 24/06/14 09:25 PM
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People keep saying he has a real problem mentally. Which I kind of agree with but I just wish he would change his loose it moments from a bite to lashing out with a kick. Rooney has done that three times this season and not been sent off or banned for it once. If Suarez could just change his behaviour to kicking out he would only ever receive a 3 game ban tops.

Is Suarez any more mental than Rooney when he goes around kicking people?

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Thats exactly it, most people would flick out an arm or leg and get a standard ban but biting isn't a normal reaction, it's kind of childish or slightly animalistic.

Whats more worrying is that he obviously has absolutely no control over himself during these moments as he's now done it 3 times and he knows the consequences..........3 times!!!!!

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The suspension is going to be bigger than last time. Last time he bit a robot. This time he bit a woman. lol Im with the hope this makes spanish teams backoff and as long as he isnt suspended in the prem then who cares.


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I have a suspicion he knew exactly what he was doing and did it intentionally....i think the ban applies to the league too if he does get a ban but i just have a feeling he might have done this thinking LFC will want to get rid.


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That It'i tart made the absolute most of it anyway.

Total gerly. Look at his booties for instance.
1 turquoise, one pink!

No one told me that Lumbo was playing. laugh

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2010 - he bites someone on the shoulder (Ajax)

2013 - he bites Ivanovic on the arm (Liverpool)

2014 - I was really hoping he would bite his next victim on the b****cks but he went for the shoulder again. Disappointing

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