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Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's)
Hendominator #373642 29/10/13 02:11 PM
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Originally Posted By: Paddym90
Originally Posted By: boxmonkey
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Believe it or not I know a guy with a worse nose than Owen Wilson's.


impossible

Believe it or not its true this guy broke his nose twice so now its at right angles to his head!
Can he smell round corners?

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That job interview was going so well until I realized I was fukked up on acid in the middle of a cornfield naked and talking to a scarecrow.
Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's)
lumba #373649 29/10/13 02:49 PM
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Probably

Pete: Berg, I'm just not cut out to be a good person.
Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkzkmyOln6I
Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's)
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Does he look like Cyril from the Raccoons? If I wasn't on the iPad I would post a pic.
Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's)
boxmonkey #373705 29/10/13 06:05 PM
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I'm on an iPad as well you lazy sh!t.



And no he looks nothing like him.

Pete: Berg, I'm just not cut out to be a good person.
Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkzkmyOln6I
Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's)
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How the fck do you find the web address using an iPad? I've been looking for months
Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's)
boxmonkey #373720 29/10/13 08:39 PM
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It's not hard it should be right above your screen?

Pete: Berg, I'm just not cut out to be a good person.
Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkzkmyOln6I
Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's)
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I usually right click on an image and it says the URL (on a pc) but you can't right click an image on iPad. I'll have a play around again sometime.
Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's)
boxmonkey #375019 04/11/13 08:57 PM
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Anyway back to the jokes smile

Pete: Berg, I'm just not cut out to be a good person.
Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkzkmyOln6I
Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's)
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"Have you not got a girlfriend?"

"No dad."

"Do you think you will ever get a girlfriend?

"No dad, not at all."

"Are you gay?

"No dad, and will you please [oops] off with your lesbian fantasies."

Pete: Berg, I'm just not cut out to be a good person.
Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkzkmyOln6I
Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's)
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I downloaded a picture of Joe Hart on my computer today. Now I can't save anything!

Pete: Berg, I'm just not cut out to be a good person.
Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkzkmyOln6I
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