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That is absolute quality!

Stanley would represent now and again

Haha true Lumba thats a good one,

So Liverpool scored 6 against Newcastle.

Big deal. Last week Ivanovic got eight.

Laughed a bit at the stupid ness of this

After realising we can't have kids, me and the wife are considering adoption.

I doubt anyone will have us though, we're nearly 40.

What's black and white and tastes like a horse

Cow

I once took some heroin in China.

It was tough heating it up on a chopstick though.

Wolverhampton Wanderers have agreed to sign a player in time for the new season from China.

Li Gwon.

A Jewish man walks into a brothel and approaches the girl on the front desk.

"Hello, I'd like an hour with your sexiest, dirtiest girl please," he said.

"No problem," she replied.

"Can I just ask what services she does?" he asked.

"Oral, handjob's, cum in her mouth, you name it, and all for £150."

"Oyvay! That's more than I earn in an hour as an accountant!" he replied.

The desk girl smiled and said, "anything else you wanted to know?"

"Yes," he said, "Do you have any vacancies?"

I walked in earlier to see my wife going through the text messages on my mobile phone.

She said to me, "And who's this Suzanne woman who wants you to go to her place, so that she can suck your cock DRY?"

I said, "Are you winding me up?"

"No I'm not!" she screamed.

"Get in!" I replied, "When did she text?"