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Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's) Hendominator #373494 28/10/13 07:48 PM Joined: Apr 2010 Posts: 4,229 Maine woods D Derek Under 23 Player Derek Under 23 Player D Joined: Apr 2010 Posts: 4,229 Maine woods Originally Posted By: Paddym90 Why does my d!ck remember everything? Because an elephant never forgets! Cause you're always thinking with it?

Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's) Derek #373516 28/10/13 09:27 PM Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 5,185 Irish Free State Hendominator 1st Team Squad Hendominator 1st Team Squad Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 5,185 Irish Free State Haha liking these d!ck themed jokes I must say Pete: Berg, I'm just not cut out to be a good person. Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkzkmyOln6I

Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's) Hendominator #373517 28/10/13 09:31 PM Joined: Mar 2009 Posts: 23,084 Destination unknown lumba Liverpool Legend lumba Liverpool Legend Joined: Mar 2009 Posts: 23,084 Destination unknown Your dick's so small, the police filed it as a missing person That job interview was going so well until I realized I was fukked up on acid in the middle of a cornfield naked and talking to a scarecrow.

Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's) lumba #373520 28/10/13 09:56 PM Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 5,185 Irish Free State Hendominator 1st Team Squad Hendominator 1st Team Squad Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 5,185 Irish Free State I call my d!ck Andy Carroll as its big,hairy and almost always misses the target! Pete: Berg, I'm just not cut out to be a good person. Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkzkmyOln6I

Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's) Hendominator #373521 28/10/13 09:58 PM Joined: Mar 2009 Posts: 23,084 Destination unknown lumba Liverpool Legend lumba Liverpool Legend Joined: Mar 2009 Posts: 23,084 Destination unknown Your dick is so small, you ran into a wall with a boner and broke your nose first.(Wilson gag) That job interview was going so well until I realized I was fukked up on acid in the middle of a cornfield naked and talking to a scarecrow.

Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's) lumba #373523 28/10/13 10:01 PM Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 5,185 Irish Free State Hendominator 1st Team Squad Hendominator 1st Team Squad Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 5,185 Irish Free State Believe it or not I know a guy with a worse nose than Owen Wilson's. Pete: Berg, I'm just not cut out to be a good person. Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkzkmyOln6I

Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's) Hendominator #373568 29/10/13 07:57 AM Joined: Feb 2013 Posts: 7,446 boxmonkey 1st Team Squad boxmonkey 1st Team Squad Joined: Feb 2013 Posts: 7,446 Originally Posted By: Paddym90 Believe it or not I know a guy with a worse nose than Owen Wilson's. impossible

Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's) boxmonkey #373637 29/10/13 01:47 PM Joined: Mar 2009 Posts: 23,084 Destination unknown lumba Liverpool Legend lumba Liverpool Legend Joined: Mar 2009 Posts: 23,084 Destination unknown You do know Paddy's close to Manilow? That job interview was going so well until I realized I was fukked up on acid in the middle of a cornfield naked and talking to a scarecrow.

Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's) boxmonkey #373639 29/10/13 02:00 PM Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 5,185 Irish Free State Hendominator 1st Team Squad Hendominator 1st Team Squad Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 5,185 Irish Free State Originally Posted By: boxmonkey Originally Posted By: Paddym90 Believe it or not I know a guy with a worse nose than Owen Wilson's. impossible Believe it or not its true this guy broke his nose twice so now its at right angles to his head! Pete: Berg, I'm just not cut out to be a good person. Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkzkmyOln6I

Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's) lumba #373640 29/10/13 02:00 PM Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 5,185 Irish Free State Hendominator 1st Team Squad Hendominator 1st Team Squad Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 5,185 Irish Free State Originally Posted By: lumba You do know Paddy's close to Manilow? Oh Mandy and you came and you gave without taking.... Pete: Berg, I'm just not cut out to be a good person. Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkzkmyOln6I