KopTalk.com Forums The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's)

It's a hard life being a male porn star.

My mate suffers from that disease which makes him allergic to facts.

Religion.

I don't think it's fair that Babestation are only allowed to show boobs late at night, but BBC Parliament are allowed to show [oops] all day.

When I was in school, I really had my faith tested.

I think it was my RE exam.

Men look at boobs for the same reason women look at puppies in cages. We just want to set them free and play with them.

My girlfriend was giving me a blow job earlier.

She stopped for a moment and said, "Let me know when you're close..."

She then hung up on her husband and carried on sucking my cock.

I just saved 3 children from a burning house and got a really big pat on the back.

Just think if I could play Tennis or ride a bike fast I might have got a knighthood as well.

I feel that this thread has got a bad reputation for being sick and twisted. Comon some of you koptalkers are bound to hav some good light hearted jokes?? Lets have em!

I said to my wife, "If you lick my balls, I'll come."

She said, "[oops] off, you're going shopping with me whether you like it or not."

I got sacked from NASA for falling asleep on the rocket.

It completely ruined the salad at their summer barbecue.