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yep time to abort this thread (will give you £20k to get yourself something nice if you do)

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thank you dear.


Luis Garcia, He drinks sangria
He came from Barca, to bring us Joy
He's five foot seven, he's football heaven
please don't take my Luis away.

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Go buy yourself a lingerie model, like Terry did!


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Hello everyone.so how's capello gonna handle that anyways.lolll


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Originally Posted By: Mujtaba
Hello everyone.so how's capello gonna handle that anyways.lolll


Matbe he'll be Terry's model while the team's in SA! sick


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Wayne Bridge sent his missus a replica of his penis made from Cadbury's chocolate...... She said that she prefers Terry's..

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It’s been announced on Sky Sports News that Capello has phoned Wayne Bridge to let him know that John Terry has lost his captain’s armband. He has asked Bridge to check under the bed.

* JT is to follow Vinnie Jones into acting, starring in the show It’s Other Footballers’ Wives.

* Newsflash: “Bridge close to collapsing in Manchester. Support needed.”

A chant:

Chelsea, wherever they may be
Don’t leave your bird with John Terry.
Cos he likes a shag, he likes a bit of fluff
And he’ll get your missus up the duff!

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