It’s been announced on Sky Sports News that Capello has phoned Wayne Bridge to let him know that John Terry has lost his captain’s armband. He has asked Bridge to check under the bed.
* JT is to follow Vinnie Jones into acting, starring in the show It’s Other Footballers’ Wives.
* Newsflash: “Bridge close to collapsing in Manchester. Support needed.”
A chant:
Chelsea, wherever they may be
Don’t leave your bird with John Terry.
Cos he likes a shag, he likes a bit of fluff
And he’ll get your missus up the duff!