Honest to god Stanley - are you some paranoid pensioner who hasn't left his granny flat since 1984??? You have a very Orwellian outlook on life with all your rules rules rules....
Never driven above the speed limit just because the flow of traffic was travelling 5mph over??? It's "oafs" who do that that kill people you know - these "oafs" get all tribal and slaughter entire families you know.. the mentality changes the minute these "oafs" near the speed limit... I think I've heard stories of them hurling coins too...

I guess standing at events is a bit like marijuana - they're both gateways to greater evils...
"lol"
I'm not disagreeing nor agreeing with you about how annoying it can be when people stand at matches (I love it
at times - the seats at Anfield are so bloody small I'm no doubt in danger from DVT onset) but to say this can incite a crush is absolute [oops] - complete and utter [oops]!
With all this standing going on at Anfield these days - how come we don't hear weekly reports of fatalities, crushes, coin throwing and the like coming out???
Your man Joe can't believe his luck - someone actually took the bait and sided with his outrageous wind up??? It's like all his Christmases came at once...