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Originally Posted By: *** Suso ***
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Nothing better than farting in the pub and walking away in time so somebody else gets the blame.
when my two yearold daughter farts she always comes and blames me frown


Bloke. You're a geezer, so in a wummans eyes...regardless of age...anything and everything will ALWAYS be YOUR fault, regardless. FACT! mad

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Is there actually anything much more painful than an attack of leg cramps? mad

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No,always get them when I'm drunk sleeping,leg like a rock after it,often have to get up and walk around for 10 mins after them.it stems from having a slipped disc 6 years ago.


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This boy is crack'in up"

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Just noticed we've posted all these snarls in the 'appy thread. shocked blush
I suspect there's a lorra cabbaged 'eds in 'ere this morning.

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Originally Posted By: wakka
No,always get them when I'm drunk sleeping,leg like a rock after it,often have to get up and walk around for 10 mins after them.it stems from having a slipped disc 6 years ago.


Bet you've never 'ad one in The Kop though ey? blush
I shot out me seat like a piggin' cork out of a champagene bottle. MOST embarrasing. blush

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Originally Posted By: Growler
Originally Posted By: wakka
No,always get them when I'm drunk sleeping,leg like a rock after it,often have to get up and walk around for 10 mins after them.it stems from having a slipped disc 6 years ago.


Bet you've never 'ad one in The Kop though ey? blush
I shot out me seat like a piggin' cork out of a champagene bottle. MOST embarrasing. blush
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That job interview was going so well until I realized I was fukked up on acid in the middle of a cornfield naked and talking to a scarecrow.
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Originally Posted By: lumba
Originally Posted By: Growler
Originally Posted By: wakka
No,always get them when I'm drunk sleeping,leg like a rock after it,often have to get up and walk around for 10 mins after them.it stems from having a slipped disc 6 years ago.


Bet you've never 'ad one in The Kop though ey? blush
I shot out me seat like a piggin' cork out of a champagene bottle. MOST embarrasing. blush
grin


Tell you mate, I WASN'T piggin' laffin. mad
I sat back down and it started again, and carried on for a good 10-15 minutes. Very fortunately i was on the end of an aisle, so managed to stick me leg out and massage it.
Most unforunately again though, it was quite high ip near me groin and may have appeared to some that I was messing around with me 'giblets'. shocked blush grin

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Your little episode sounded better than the first half.


That job interview was going so well until I realized I was fukked up on acid in the middle of a cornfield naked and talking to a scarecrow.
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what the hell you pple on about

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Originally Posted By: *** Suso ***
what the hell you pple on about


Me cramp during the match you gawp!
Can't you read all of a suddem? eek

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